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Post by William Saint Claire on May 25, 2011 16:32:16 GMT -5
1. What really is the point of the slotted window shades...either you want light or you dont. Make up your mind.
2.7. If parking cones were made of waffles i would be a better driver. Why? Because i wouldnt be driving, id be making ice cream cones.
3. Texting, driving, and facebook should all have an age limit.
4. Trees dislike me very much.
5. If coffee was battery acid i would be fucked.
6. I now remember why i dont like purple.
7. Tums could be mistaken for candy very easily.
8. Same for advil but only for a little while.
9. One day i want to go to cananda....so i can say that i went to canada...
10. If i was the lochness monster id be eating the hell out of people.
11. Maybe im really the end of the world. I bet if i willed it so it would happen....maybe...maybe not.
12. Cold feet are annoying.
13. Fuck obama.
tbc
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Post by margaret on May 25, 2011 17:10:21 GMT -5
Hmmmm.... definitely random thoughts.... My response (though unsolicited) 1. so you can hide from the outside world, while still get light... 2. LOL ... 3. there is... 4. Ummm strange feeling, maybe you should go hug a tree, & then they would like you again ... 5. So would most of the world... 6. Purple is an amazing colour.... 7. Yes, but not a very tasty candy..... 8. Ummmm, I don't think so ... 9. Come visit me.... & then I can go to the USA, when I go back there with you..... 10. You go monster man.... 11. No... my son is the one to take out the world... & then the zombies that remain.... 12. I agree, esp. when they get stuffed into your crotch.... 13. NO thanks, don't do black men....
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Post by William Saint Claire on May 28, 2011 18:12:34 GMT -5
14. In america people stop at green lights....because theyre fucking stupid!
15. You cant catch a wild turtle with a string with bubblegum on the end.
16. So this is what communism is like...
17. I hope that one day, one of the trapped pedophiles from the show To Catch a Predator, is smart, and goes to the house, just to get Chris Hansens Autograph....or maybe butt fuck him on the table. I hate that guys voice!!!
18. I dont like pedophiles...just think it would be funny if Chris Hansen had something bad happen to him...
19. I wonder what the original Woodstock was like...
20. Baby chickens, ducks, and geese look cute. When they grow up....they look delicious.
21. I wonder if anyone can make a 5 pound twinkie...that would be amazing...
tbc
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Post by margaret on May 28, 2011 19:15:33 GMT -5
LMAO
tbc
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Post by Morrigan Raven on May 29, 2011 18:31:56 GMT -5
O.o
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Post by William Saint Claire on May 30, 2011 15:59:01 GMT -5
Dont judge me lol
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Post by margaret on May 30, 2011 17:45:25 GMT -5
I judge not.... I just had to gather my thoughts.... after LMAO, of course...
14. SO do Canadian drivers.... For the same reason... except some are also morons or dumbasses... 15. No doubt... (you've tried) LMAO 16. Ha You wish this was communism ... Its worse..... 17. There is nothing I can say about that comment... or wording there of.... 18. Glad to hear you don't like pedophiles, but.. I am out of the loop with the C.H. stuff.... 19. GO rent a movie... 20. I agree.... Yum Yum... I love to eat my meat..... Not just poultry either... 21. Check out the Guinness book of world records.. & if not.. Go for it dude... I'll help eat it when its done....
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Post by William Saint Claire on Jun 2, 2011 16:57:47 GMT -5
22. People get mad at stereotypes...but im not sure why cause most of them are true.
23. I hate flip flops. Not just for myself but when other people wear them. I dont want to see your feet.
24. Most people that wear flip flops always have that one funky lookin toe. And if they dont have the toe, then they have the nasty ass dirt footprint imbeded into the flip flop. EW!
25. What do you say to a atheist that sneezes?
26. Its 5:55pm....FUCK!!!
27. I think foldgers is out to get me...that or i just drank too much coffee....could be both...
28. If facebook got rid of the "like" button, Margaret would probably die.
29. Is it possible that one of the sumo wrestlers in japan, caused the eathquake? Too soon? Oh well. Theyre fat!
30. Im fat too but i make it look good.....or at least thats what ill keep tellin myself.
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Post by margaret on Jun 2, 2011 17:02:37 GMT -5
HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ... only if they didn't replace it with a BITE ME button.....
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Post by William Saint Claire on Jun 4, 2011 11:11:42 GMT -5
31. In winter, we wear coats and try to stay toasty and warm. In summer we wear very little clothes and try to stay as cool as possible. My point: Humans make no damn sense at all.
32. I think the most annoying sounds in the world is the bark of a small dog, the sound that fabric makes when it rubs together, and that ringing you hear when its really quiet.
33. Hedgehogs are cute.
34. I want to be a wizard.
tbc
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Post by margaret on Jun 4, 2011 20:54:32 GMT -5
31. You are correct... 32. yes, ummm, & awweee..... 33. Yes they are.... 34. good luck with that
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Post by William Saint Claire on Jun 20, 2011 21:33:49 GMT -5
35. Geese crap an incredible amount. More than any animal their size should.
36. Ducks are badasses! I saw two ducks take on a whole gaggle of geese and they all ran/flew away. You go ducks.
37. People who leave their sprinklers on while its raining, should have the same sprinkler shoved up their ass and turned on.
38. Mushy bananas are gross!!!!
39. I noticed that i keep my hands on the correct spots on the keyboard, but i only use my index fingers to type.
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Post by margaret on Jun 24, 2011 21:58:42 GMT -5
35. Yes they do.... 36. LOL, I would have liked to see that... 37. I agree.... 38. Not when they are turned into banana bread... 39. I use my pointers most, then my middle, then my ring finger... I never use my pinkies....
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Post by Morrigan Raven on Jun 24, 2011 22:36:05 GMT -5
35. OMG reminds me of one night at class geese took over school grounds then thier shit did... 36. Ducks are so cute and protective of their "area" and their friends n people... 37. Yes... 38. mmmm yes i agree May... 39. i use all of my fingers on both my hands except the pinky on my right hand.
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Post by William Saint Claire on Jan 28, 2012 0:19:01 GMT -5
40. Do amish murders go to the acoustic chair?
41. Who came up with cuss words...i mean...really?
42. Back scratchers are the greatest invention ever made....at night when you get into bed.
43. Cookies should not apply to the 5 second rule unless the chocolate on the bottom is gooey...in that case...theres a 30 second rule and ya gotta wipe it off.
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